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reinbowsheep:

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE.

2 months ago on March 11th, 2013 | J | 124,922 notes

Welcome to tumblr.

2 months ago on February 24th, 2013 | J | 114,135 notes
wowcorn:

Two Sides of Tumblr
omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge

wowcorn:

Two Sides of Tumblr

omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge

3 months ago on February 21st, 2013 | J | 406,434 notes

hungrylikethewolfie:

charleypollard:

ramblingeekette:

There was a gentle rumbling and slight shaking of the dashboard.

Fandoms of new, turned quickly about to stare, startled by the sight in front of them.

THE STAR TREK AND LOTR FANDOMS HAVE AWAKEN FROM THEIR SLUMBERS, ARISING TO RETAKE THEIR RIGHTFUL THRONES. 

Meanwhile, the Classic Who, the last of the Three Great Fandoms, lies in wait

For the 50th Anniversary is approaching

The Old Ones are awakening.

5 months ago on December 25th, 2012 | J | 50,932 notes
wilwheaton:

lunapics:

spastasmagoria:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

There is no nerdcore like the Tumblr nerdcore. Only here would a grammar and linguistics argument involve Tolkien and butts.


BUTTS.

wilwheaton:

lunapics:

spastasmagoria:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

There is no nerdcore like the Tumblr nerdcore. Only here would a grammar and linguistics argument involve Tolkien and butts.

BUTTS.

5 months ago on December 24th, 2012 | J | 117,411 notes
thought-balloon:

not-the-very-button:

datatwohearts:

I made a thing…

This is perfect in so many ways. 
Who are the Fandoms?
They’re online royalty. 
If the internet was US Weekly they would always be on the cover.
That one there? That’s Supernatural. They’re one of the weirdest fandoms you will ever meet. Damian followed a Supernatural Blog last year…
They asked me how to spell “Wincest.”
And that little one? That’s Sherlock. They’re totally crazy because their show runner invented psychological torture. The Sherlockians know everybody’s business. They deduce everything about everyone. 
That’s why their fanon’s so big. It’s full of deductions. 
And fanaticism takes a virtual form in Doctor Who. Don’t be fooled, because they may seem like your typical ship-crazy, feels-having, Sci-fi fandom. But, in reality, they are so much more than that. 
They’re the time lords. The stars. The other two are just their little workers.
Doctor Who
How do I even begin to explain Doctor Who?

One time Doctor Who punched me in the feels. It was awesome.

thought-balloon:

not-the-very-button:

datatwohearts:

I made a thing…

This is perfect in so many ways. 

Who are the Fandoms?

They’re online royalty. 

If the internet was US Weekly they would always be on the cover.

That one there? That’s Supernatural. They’re one of the weirdest fandoms you will ever meet. Damian followed a Supernatural Blog last year…

They asked me how to spell “Wincest.”

And that little one? That’s Sherlock. They’re totally crazy because their show runner invented psychological torture. The Sherlockians know everybody’s business. They deduce everything about everyone. 

That’s why their fanon’s so big. It’s full of deductions. 

And fanaticism takes a virtual form in Doctor Who. Don’t be fooled, because they may seem like your typical ship-crazy, feels-having, Sci-fi fandom. But, in reality, they are so much more than that. 

They’re the time lords. The stars. The other two are just their little workers.

Doctor Who

How do I even begin to explain Doctor Who?

One time Doctor Who punched me in the feels. It was awesome.

7 months ago on October 24th, 2012 | J | 90,254 notes

The why-Moffat-is-sexist master post is making its way across my dash again, and I think it’s finally time I put down my thoughts on this post and others like it that are incredibly critical of the creators of our favourite fandoms. I’m sure others have written about this too, but I’ve got to get this down here where I can remind myself about it.

Posts like this are awesome, whether we agree with them or not. They can get us to take a closer look at the media we are consuming and the messages within it. They can let us know that the little voice in the back of our minds that might be telling us that something isn’t quite right, isn’t quite wrong. And they can open up a wider discussion about social issues that need to be addressed.

But, what these posts CAN’T do is actually change anything.

They are a start, and a great one. But unless someone like Moffat reads it and suddenly sees the “error of his ways” and changes his mind overnight, the problems we see in our favourite media will not change.

So what are we going to do about it? And when I say we I mean WE, because this is as much of a direction to me as it is for anyone who’s reading this.

We need to stop writing JUST fanfiction. I mean keep writing fanfiction, but also start writing spec scripts. We don’t like the direction a show is taking? Start thinking of ways to fix it, in a way that it can actually get it produced. This is important. If we don’t know how to write a script properly, then we’ll learn by taking some courses online or at a college or community center.

Then we will sit down and write it. We’ve scrutinized our fandoms inside and out, so now we have to take them apart, learn what makes them tick. How does the action rise and fall? How much of series is overarching plot and how much of it is monster of the week? How do these characters REALLY interact? Then we will rebuild them, fix them, and make them the way we want them to be.

Once we’ve put in all that time and effort, we’ll start getting it in front of the people who could actually get it made (hence why learning how to write it in the proper format was so important). These new stories are not going to change anything sitting on our hard drives. We will find our way in through all the little cracks and crevices and back alleys of TV land until one of us gets in there and gets it done.

And if we can’t get it in front of the show runners? Is that going to stop us? Oh no. We’ll write our own story then. We’ll come up with our own characters, our own relationships, our own worlds with their own problems and events and consequences. Then we’re going to get that in front of the people who can get it made and put it out there. If we can’t we’ll make it and do it ourselves.

But is our fandom not a show? Or do we not like script writing? We’ll write a short story then. Or a novel. A poem. More visually inclined? We’ll draw a graphic novel. Feeling like it’s too much to take on by ourselves? We’ll do it with a friend. We’ll collaborate. We’ll CREATE. I mean this is tumblr, creating is WHAT WE DO, and we must never stop.

I mean it. Never stop. Fanfiction, spec scripts, original scripts, poetry, graphic novels, short stories, novels – anything and everything, as long as we keep creating.  We must never stop being critical of the stories and messages we’re consuming. We must never stop calling out other creators on what they’re delivering to us, and we must never stop having discussions because of it.

And above all else, we must keep completely and utterly loving our fandoms. We cannot loose our passion for them, because that it what makes us so critical of them. They are what made us create those master posts in the first place, and they are going to keep inspiring us to make the changes we want to see.

9 months ago on August 20th, 2012 | J | 0 notes
abbehtron:

Bow down to your lord

abbehtron:

Bow down to your lord

9 months ago on August 5th, 2012 | J | 208,030 notes

thebrotherswinchester:

there’s something kind of beautiful about an entire fandom going absolutely batshit insane all at the same time

10 months ago on July 18th, 2012 | J | 38,139 notes

I like how fandoms are becoming their characters.

Sherlock fandom: As crazy as they are intelligent, they have to face a lot of prejudice against them, but usually don't care. The fans suffer from extreme boredom (due to the ridiculously long hiatuses) and do anything to cure it. Observant (and dedicated) as they are, there is barely a detail in the show that hasn't been found, pointed out and analysed to hell and back yet. Most of the fandom is made up of intellectual elitists who think they are better than anyone else (the Sherlocks) and more easy-going people who know how to turn everything into a witty joke and are a bit pervy, like John "Three Continents" Watson.
Doctor Who fandom: Goes from loving everything and everyone to pure spite and aggression so fast it will make your head spin. But overall, it's a fandom with a big, big heart that shares a lot of dramatic emotions from happiness to grief, always watches out for the little things, embraces what it is taught, is full of curiosity and has a weird sense humour.
Supernatural fandom: Basically one big, dysfunctional family, like the Winchesters. Deeply emotional, similar to the DW fandom, but this one focusses more on grief, disappointment, despair, anger, hatred and fear, often resulting in painful fights when emotion and personal attachment cloud the fans' sense of rational judgement and even their dark humour doesn't help any longer. Still a surprisingly educated, creative and dedicated fandom, with people that will spill out their heart for what they love, and a family that sticks together throughout all the pain.
Avengers Fandom: butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
10 months ago on July 5th, 2012 | J | 50,781 notes
hemsworths-glorious-ponytail:

…clapping because this is the perfect gif.

hemsworths-glorious-ponytail:

…clapping because this is the perfect gif.

11 months ago on June 24th, 2012 | J | 68,562 notes
11 months ago on June 16th, 2012 | J | 11,901 notes

TUMBLR UNIVERSITY

Supernatural Classes: Practical First Aid without Proper Tools, Benefits of Salt, Myths and Legends, Analysis of Destiel
Sherlock Classes: Analysis of Johnlock, Science, Observing (Not Seeing) 101, How to Deduce, How to be a Criminal Mastermind, How to Deal with Reichenbachfeels
Doctor Who Classes: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Timey-Wimey and Spacey-Wacey things, Identification of Extraterrestrial Beings
The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
Harry Potter Classes: Potions, Herbology, Charms, Ancient Runes, Arithmancy, Astronomy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, Divination, Muggle Studies, Transfiguration
P.E.: Yoga with Tom Hiddleston, Gym with Chris Hemsworth, Quidditch, Swimming with Benedict Cumberbatch, Dodgeball with Dean Winchester
Fangirl Classes: How to Overcome Season Finales, How to Deal with Fangirl Feels, Ships and OTP's 101
11 months ago on June 9th, 2012 | J | 105,912 notes

Fandom Translation

Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
1 year ago on May 21st, 2012 | J | 63,867 notes